San Francisco residents are apparently abandoning so many pets after they buy them at pet stores that the Animal Control Commission is proposing a ban on the sale of pets in the city limits including gold fish. What idiot is abandoning gold fish? All you have to do is flush those… Then they go out to sea right? That’s what my mom told me when I was a kid. Excluded from the ban are any animals that people plan to eat or that are used to feed other animals. How pissed would you be if you were a mouse right now? So every other animal is safe except for me because this dumb emotionless snake has to eat? Who’s fighting for my rights? Another option that could be done is this, and it’s a very complicated plan… Pet shops could stop selling animals to morons who show up trying to buy a hamster and bring it home in their sweat pants pocket.