ROBERT DOWNY JR. WELCOMES SON EXTON INTO THE WORLD

Posted by Break.com Staff on Feb. 09, 2012

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Hi I’m Jonathan London and you’re watching Newsfeed. Further proof that you can’t be a part of the Hollywood elite without giving your kid a weird name: actor Robert Downey Jr. and his wife Susan have chosen a name for their newborn son: Planket William LaQueef! I’m just kidding! It’s Exton Elias Downey. That’s right! Exton! A source close to the couple said “Everyone is healthy and they couldn’t be happier.” Obviously, no one asked the baby, who would have probably responded with: [baby voice:] “DAD! WHAT THE HELL!?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE OFF DRUGS FOR GOOD! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME... I THOUGHT YOU WERE OFF DRUGS FOR GOOD! Wow! That’s an angry baby. This is Ramrod Icicle-face and you’ve been fed.

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