ROBERT DOWNY JR. WELCOMES SON EXTON INTO THE WORLD

Posted by Break.com Staff on Feb. 09, 2012

Hi I’m Jonathan London and you’re watching Newsfeed. Further proof that you can’t be a part of the Hollywood elite without giving your kid a weird name: actor Robert Downey Jr. and his wife Susan have chosen a name for their newborn son: Planket William LaQueef! I’m just kidding! It’s Exton Elias Downey. That’s right! Exton! A source close to the couple said “Everyone is healthy and they couldn’t be happier.” Obviously, no one asked the baby, who would have probably responded with: [baby voice:] “DAD! WHAT THE HELL!?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE OFF DRUGS FOR GOOD! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME... I THOUGHT YOU WERE OFF DRUGS FOR GOOD! Wow! That’s an angry baby. This is Ramrod Icicle-face and you’ve been fed.

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