I’m Josh Macuga with newsfeed. Want me to make you feel like the only girl in the world huh Rihanna? Well you are making it pretty easy with your spread in the upcoming Winter Emporio Armani catalogue. A catalogue that has nothing on the JCPenny Christmas catalogue! Let me tell you. You Armani guys are geniuses, because nothing says winter like a leather bikini. Or the ever-classy jeans and lacy bra combo, that’s a good way to stay warm on those chilly January evenings. It’s also a good way to look great at a trailer park or RV campsite! Oh Armani you truly are the clothes for every occasion! Shocking none of the photos of Rihanna were of her wearing the leather lingerie under an umbrella… (sung) brella brella… a a a a a a a a… I’m Josh Macuga and you’ve been fed.