Hi I’m Jonathan London and you’re watching Newsfeed. Ravens running back Ricky Williams is retiring from the NFL... again. Williams, who played 11 seasons in the NFL, had previously retired in 2004 to smoke massive amounts of weed, further proof that marijuana is a gateway drug... into a second successful NFL career! Take that guidance counselors of America! Look for Ricky to return to the NFL next year after eating all of the Captain Crunch in his nearby supermarket. I’m JonathanLondon and you’ve been fed. CEREAL!