Peyton Manning's Neck

The Iron Man who never gets hurt might be done for the season, and possibly for good. Future 1st ballot Hall of Famer Peyton Manning underwent his 3rd neck surgery in the past 19 months, placing a huge doubt on not only his return this season, but if he may even return to playing football at all. This is something that fans of the Colts and the NFL for that matter aren't used to. Peyton Manning has started 208 consecutive games dating back to 1998. That's incredible, I can't really think of anything I've done that consistently since 1998, well, maybe there's one thing, but anyways, needless to say, the Colts are now in a huge bind. They're gonna go with a gray bearded 39 year-old Kerry Collins at quarterback for now, but we've received a report that when Brett Favre heard of the Colts desperate situation, he jumped up and said "Hey ya'll, ya'll need a quarterback?? I got rid of my cell phone. I promise not to text pictures of my junk anymore, I'll just Skype it instead. Wrangler. Real. Comfortable. Jeans."