October 21st Doomsday Prediction

October 21st Doomsday Prediction on Newsfeed – Did anyone miss the Rapture on Saturday? I thought I did too, but according to Doomsday prognosticator Harold Camping, it was a silent rapture. I have no idea what that means, but I’m pretty sure a silent rapture is Harold Camping’s way of saying, “seriously God… I mean come on!” In attempt to cover his tracks he’s predicted the real doomsday will be October 21st. Currently I’m maxing out credit cards to prep for the big day and I’ve already purchased my own Doomsday escape hatch from the Skymall catalogue… and slippers that can be rollerblades.