With all her success leading up to the Grammys, it seemed like Nicki Minaj was God's gift to female hip-hop. Then, she walked the red carpet…with the Pope. Later, she performed "Roman Holiday," a song that's probably not in Jesus' iPod. What demon told her to do that? I had to cross myself. And I'm Jewish. Well, Nicki, if this kills your music career, you can always get an acting role on "The Walking Dead." I'm Eric Schwartz and you've been fed. Human flesh!