Ned Kelly

I’m Josh Macuga with newsfeed. The remains of the body of Ned Kelly have finally been found. It only took 131 years, but they did it. Who the F is Ned Kelly you ask, well he’s some Australian Gangster who killed 3 policemen and was sentenced to death… again 131 years ago. Apparently he was such a well-regarded revolutionary figure in Australia that his skull was used as a trophy on an Australian Police Chief’s desk back in the 1930’s. I hope someone does that with my skull… I mean look at this sexy jawline. Now I was a little curious about this subject so I flew all the way to Australia for this minute long piece, thanks for footing the bill on that one Newsfeed and I asked a few Australians who Ned Kelly was and they all had the same response. They showed me this picture of Ned Kelly He’s got weird eyebrows… sorry… so they showed me this picture of Ned Kelly and said Che Guevera and then said Foster’s Australian for beer. I’m Josh Macuga and you’ve been fed.