National Spelling Bee Finals on Newsfeed – The National Spelling Bee finals are upon us! 13 kids will compete for the $40,000 cash prize and the bragging rights of being America’s last hope for success. The Scripps National Spelling Bee will be televised on ESPN2 which makes ESPN the only channel to entertain bullies and the bullied at the same time. Out of the past 12 years 8 of the winners have been Indian, making researching this topic the saddest part of my life as I just realized how useless I am. I’m just waiting for one of these kids to have a Tiger Woods-type scandal so I can finally sell my screenplay about a spelling bee player entitled ‘I can put that ass in a sentence.” I’m trying to get Samuel L. Jackson to star in it. Can you spell success?!