Australian race car driver Marcos Ambrose got his first Sprint Cup victory when he won the Heluva Good! Race at the Glen in Watkins Glen, NY on Monday. In even more exciting news, I just gave that race an award for most awkwardly named thing ever. The race started on Sunday but was delayed until Monday afternoon because of severe storms. The delay was an inconvenience for the drivers, but strangely caused for an increase in TV ratings because there were other things to watch besides Nascar. Ok, if you’re mad at that last joke… I’m sorry, but I have good news. You know how to use the internet which by default means you’re too smart to enjoy Nascar.