Naked Scanners

The TSA has announced that they are going to do away with the naked picture thing at the airport that everyone is complaining about. Oh, I see how it is… Americans are only ok with naked pictures when they take them with own with their camera phone. Maybe we can all just text them to TSA and skip the line all-together. What the TSA plans to use instead of the detailed body scan is a vague outline of the subject. While I don't think that is a good way to catch terrorists, I do think it is a good way to catch that pesky Gingerbread man. Run, run as fast as you can you crunchy little rabble rouser, the TSA will find you. I think it would be better if they just edited the video so it had a censored block on it like a “Girls Gone Wild” video. Then once you get through an agent will throw beads around your neck, and a disappointed father will start to cry. I am Patrick Moote and you’ve been fed.