Mother’s Day Gifts

This is a transcript of Mother’s Day Gifts on Newsfeed…Mother’s Day is right around the corner, let’s not blow it this year by giving her a coupon book for a “Free Hugs.” Here are a couple ideas. Get her some flowers, anything but red roses, because even Freud would say that’s creepy.
Moms also really love candles. Pick a nice scented candle. Choose a scent that combines a color you don’t know, with a plant you’ve never heard of, and an emotion you hate, something like cerulean lilac zest ought to do the trick.
According to my own mother, all she wants this year is, for me to get a real job. I know that because she emailed it to me.