Maria Shriver Divorce

Maria Shriver Divorce on Newsfeed – On Monday, Maria Shriver of the Kennedy family and Arnold Schwarzenegger of the steroid family announced the end of their 25 year marriage. Allegedly, Shriver said that she was thinking about getting a divorce up to two years ago due to “Arnold’s reported ego and womanizing problem. Their 17 year-old son Patrick tweeted, quote “Small speedbump in life. Luckily we own hummers. We will cruise right over it.” Thus, dashing any hopes of anyone feeling sorry for the family that owns a bunch of hummers! Gas if $5 a gallon! Maria and Arnold will split up their fortune and leave with reportedly up to 400 million apiece. Thus allowing them to reflect on their past, as most people do, in a bathtub filled with diamonds.