Madonna’s Birthday

Chin-up broke college kids, maybe you could be Madonna’s next boyfriend!! Earlier this week, the material girl spent her 53rd birthday in the Hamptons babysitting her 24 year-old boyfriend Brahim Zaibat. Did I pronounce that correctly? Probably not, but nobody cares. Talk about hitting the jackpot! I mean, this dude is a break dancer, arguably the least paid profession in entertainment, next to comedians who make fun of pop culture on the internet, of course. But I gotta hand it to Madonna. She goes from being “Like a Virgin” to making sure that young men are “No longer a virgin”, always re-inventing herself!! To be honest though, they just had some relaxing, quality family time. They even read the kids a bedtime story together, Madonna’s Book of Sex. Sweet wet dreams kids.