Madonna Is Insane

Posted by Break.com Staff on Sep. 08, 2011

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I’m Josh Macuga with newsfeed. Breaking news out of the flower world: Madonna hates Hydrangeas. This beautiful bloomer, which in some circles is known as house cat of flowers, was given to the Like a Virgin singer at the Venice film festival by an adoring fan. She then looked at her publicist and said, “I absolutely loath hydrangeas.” Duh! If this adoring fan had been properly stalking Madonna they’d have known that she hates hydrangeas! Any respectable florist will tell you that buying a hydrangea for an aging 53 year old diva who developed a fake accent and stole a baby from Africa is a terrible idea. Listen a hydrangea does not allow one to express themselves, it’s not vogue, she won’t cherish the flower and that’s just going over the borderline with a material girl who’s like a virgin. Obviously… I’m Josh Macuga and you’ve been fed.

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