Kris Humphries

Who cares about riots in London and the crappy economy, when Kim Kardashian is about to get married to 26 year old NBA player Kris Humphries! I’m just so excited to see what Kim Kardashian’s dress is going to look like! It has been confirmed that she will be collaborating with Vera Wang to make this the most disgustingly expensive and glorious wedding gowns of all time. The décor of the wedding will be black and white as well as the dress code indicating her dress will probably be a fun color. Oooh a red dress would be fun and appropriate because we all know Kim is no virgin
I’m Jade Catta-Pret and you’ve been fed.