KNOWSHON DUI

Posted by Break.com Staff on Feb. 09, 2012

Hi I’m Jonathan London and you’re watching Newsfeed. Denver Broncos running back Knowshon Moreno was arrested last week for a DUI after driving 70 miles per hour in a 45 miles per hour construction zone. But that’s not what proves that Knowshon doesn’t actually know . The third year player was pulled over in a convertible with the vanity plate: SAUCED! Wow! What a ninja! How many times did this moron get hit in the head last year? Not a lot actually. After spending last season losing his starting job and then tearing his ACL, the Denver Broncos should give him a jersey with a similarly accurate title: [Expletive.] I’m Jonathan London and you’ve been fed!

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