This is a transcript of Kentucky Derby Cocktails on Newsfeed...The Kentucky Derby is coming up! Who feels like getting wasted while wearing enormous hats and cheering on jockeys riding horses named Alacazam or Little Miss Patriot? Uhhh I do. I would absolutely love to attend this event because let’s face it folks old southern gentleman know how to party. In fact there are even drinks made specifically at the races all of which have…yep you guessed it Bourbon. Like the classic Mint Julip, the Crown of Roses and the Kentucky B and B. So many good choices, who can choose a winner? And I’m going to take a sip of this Mint Julip, but the Crown of Roses looks real tasty and II take another shot…and I’m drunk. Everybody wins!