Katie Couric Leaving CBS News

News Anchor Katie Couric is rumored to be leaving the CBS Evening News when her contract expires on June 4. Word on the street is that Katie is upset with her ratings at CBS and may head on over and join the cast of the dirty old ladies on the set of Cougartown. This change may be attributed to Katie’s daughter, who politely told her, “Nobody watches the news on TV anymore, mom.” Larry King when asked for comment said, “You go girl! I wish I would have followed my dreams in the 90’s and joined the cast of Baywatch.”