Kate Winslet Fire

Actress Kate Winslet had to flee from billionaire Richard Branson’s private island in the Caribbean after lighting from a tropical storm set his mansion on fire in what poor people everywhere are calling “karma.” I feel so bad for rich people when they have to cut their luxurious vacations short because God’s trying to send them a message.

Winslet apparently helped pull Branson’s 90 year old mother to safety from the burning house to which Leonard DiCaprio responded with “Oh sure, way to hold on this time…”

Branson has commented that he plans to rebuild the damaged house but not until he can have U2 and Madonna headline a benefit concert for it.