Hi I’m Jonathan London and you’re watching Newsfeed. You know who you probably won’t see eating in a Carl’s Jr. restaurant anytime soon? How about Kate Upton, who recently filmed commercials for the upcoming Carl’s Jr. and Hardee’s Southwest Patty Melt sandwich. In the ads, the Sports Illustrated model is seen wearing a short polka-dotted dress, another thing you probably won’t see in a fast food restaurant... unless it’s being worn by someone 5 sizes too big for it or a cross-dressing homeless person. Upton said and I quote:“It’s the classic patty melt but they’re adding a little spice to it with jalapeno My spice I bring to it is lingerie.” End of quote. Don't talk. Ever. This is Jonathan London and you’ve been fed. My personal spice.