Two men were arrested in England after being caught attempting to break into the house of singer Joss Stone armed with swords, rope and a body bag. That’s really strange; I thought ninjas were way sneakier than that. They should’ve done that ‘poof’ disappear thing. Idiots. Stone survived the incident and neighbors tipped off the police after being suspicious of the men driving around the home in a red Fiat Punto. Ridiculous, can’t two guys just cruise around in a little red car wielding swords and not have it be weird? People are so judgmental. So far there is no clear motive for the attempted crime, but in 2008 Stone stated said in an interview about downloading music “I think piracy is great, I love it.” So… maybe these weren’t killers at all, maybe they were just confused pirates.