Jon Huntsman is the latest guy to throw his hat into the Republican Presidential nomination race… bringing the tally to 9. Huntsman was the Utah governor and is a Mormon, which is great because the white house will have plenty of rooms for all of his wives. He dropped out of high school to play Keyboard in a band and still managed to get a degree from the University of Pennsylvania. One of my buddies from High School did that and now plays in a Billy Joel cover band touring bars in Western Pennsylvania, definitely not running for president. More importantly though, Huntsman was also the US Ambassador to China, speaks fluent Mandarin and has an adopted Chinese daughter, again making him a great candidate for president because when they send over 1 billion Chinese Ninja Soldiers to collect the money we owe them we’re gonna need a guy who can speak their language.