I’m Josh Macuga with newsfeed.
If you’re a Jacksonville Jaguars fan you have to be really excited for this upcoming season. Your coach will more than likely be fired if you don’t make the playoffs, which you won’t, you just cut your starting quarterback David Garrard for a guy named Luke McCown and when he fails, you’ll be putting your faith in rookie QB Blaine Gabbert. He is one good looking guy though… look at that hair! Luke McCown and Blaine Gabbert are their 2 QB’s? They sound a little too much like high school villains in an 80’s movie and not starting quarterbacks in the NFL. I’m not sure if Luke and Blaine know this, but they don’t have letterman jackets in the NFL, but the cheerleaders though are just as slutty. Also, as is the case in most 80’s movies, the jocks always lose and the nerds always win, just ask Lucas. Go Jaguars… GO… to Los Angeles when your stadium lease is up. We need a team out here.
I’m Josh Macuga and you’ve been fed