Jackie Chan Dead…Not

In what seems to be a weekly trend, Twitter has mysteriously killed another celebrity. Jackie Chan was the victim this week when #RIPJackieChan appeared on multiple profiles. When Jackie found out he called Chris Tucker, jumped out of a plane into a helicopter, ran up a waterfall, knocked out 61 guys with TV antenna and saved the hottest Asian girl in town. When he was asked if he was dead, he said “No! Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth!”