Jack White Divorced on Newsfeed – Jack White is quickly trying to match the amount of divorces he has with the amount of bands he’s in. The once previously divorced musician is getting divorced again, but this time he and his wife Karen Elson are having a huge party to celebrate their separation. White and Elson both will jointly take care of their two kids and seem to still love each other. I hope this begins a string of parties for sad occasions, like raves before heart surgery and breakdancing on gravesites. Thank you Jack White for always being an innovator and looks like we all just got a reason to party at the hospital. I’ll bring the foam machine.