Posted by HURLEX on Jan. 17, 2008
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Phunkyfeelone - 2 years ago
Penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation? I pull the head off every time...
Xxyour_daddyxX - 2 years ago
if u only burn 360 pr hour: U ARE NOT DOING IT RIGHT!!!!
Bnic5 - 2 years ago
@Xxyour_daddyxX ya your doing too much work: you need to just lay there and let the girl do all the work
choob2 - 2 years ago
@Xxyour_daddyxX What school do you go to?: Serious question, That is a comment I heard almost exactly from one of my teachers at OSU
mrgoode - 2 years ago
@Xxyour_daddyxX How: do you last an hour. Good Lord, 2 minutes and Im done!
Dunderbread - 2 years ago
@Xxyour_daddyxX actually, thats true.: People assume you burn more than you actually do, but it isn't so much the calories you burn, but more the chemicals released that tends to make you lose weight.
Mactabilis - 2 years ago
Some lions mate over 50 times a day...: The guy who compiled this video will be lucky to have sex 50 times his entire life. .... unless with themself counts...
patrickswayze - 2 years ago
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joeman_1981xyz - 2 years ago
@patrickswayze your nice: learn to spell. lol I get it!
poopybumface69 - 2 years ago
@patrickswayze hahahahahahahahahaha: lawl i agree
LolBreak - 2 years ago
TWO WEEKS: SHIT
MGolem1311 - 2 years ago
id love it: if when people trash other peoples comments, they at least spell what they are saying correctly
doomsDave1 - 2 years ago
@MGolem1311 kish: my british bawlz
@MGolem1311 !: SEX is funny with my sister.
fahadz - 2 years ago
120 million people in the world have sex each day: I am responsible about 100 million!!!
htmnjake - 2 years ago
@fahadz well: Theres one person whoes never been laid
SlightlyStoopid9 - 2 years ago
@fahadz hahahahah: lol
TennesseeRed - 2 years ago
@fahadz well,: that's alot of alter boys.
warrior_4_buddha - 2 years ago
@fahadz tennesseered: lmfao. careful ur next 0_o
Alpha_Daze - 2 years ago
@fahadz I bet: your wrist is tired. Good thing you don't live in indonishia
giantamygdala - 2 years ago
not all real: having sex burns WAY more than 360 calories/hr. why the hell did they make up that number? a slow jog on a treadmill is about 1,000/hr.
HURLEX - 2 years ago
@giantamygdala are u on crack: a slow jog=1,000 an hour. u must be crazy. an intense jog maybe would get u 400-600. moron
uptheirons726 - 2 years ago
@giantamygdala banging your mom: burns every calorie i have
Smashin990 - 2 years ago
@giantamygdala you must: be a fat ass
MowChow - 2 years ago
any one: up to see if these facts are real??? heeeeey! lol
immortaljeditek - 2 years ago
it's true: watching break while having sex boosts your load
laz56 - 2 years ago
.: Worst coloured captions EVER!
seemehaha - 2 years ago
myths!: .
reeg720 - 2 years ago
can som1 help me: at :50 what is the punishment for masterbation i cant see it
Darkhawk - 2 years ago
@reeg720 now: why would you'd like to know that? got something on your sleeve? you dirty bastard....
constpapa2 - 2 years ago
@reeg720 it said: the penalty was decapitation
ibpoorgroup - 2 years ago
If the beard thing is true: WATCH OUT FOR SANTA CLAUS!!!
bastardo99 - 2 years ago
haha: i will definitely be buying my lady some romance novels!!
gurglepuck111 - 2 years ago
Looks like its time: to go throw out a box of condoms.
c4nea - 2 years ago
@gurglepuck111 lol: someone hasnt gotten asny in a while...
@gurglepuck111 You mean the one condom you found in: your parents room about 5 years ago and still havnt used it!!!
willyarrr - 2 years ago
gotta look for tha laydeez with the romance novilssss: chaching ;)
Bensonthebassest - 2 years ago
Damn.: Damn i need to think about sex more often if i want a beard.
Wink23 - 2 years ago
@Bensonthebassest same: here
hiphop123456789 - 2 years ago
The light yellow words on the white background said: "The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation"
SOCOM2lives - 2 years ago
@hiphop123456789 I better: stay out of indonesia then :(
jmandmj - 2 years ago
@hiphop123456789 Which head: gets cut off?
WonderBoy93 - 2 years ago
@hiphop123456789 Wow screw: indonesia
@hiphop123456789 whats with you: if i want to masturbation, i want it! cuz its fun!
bam5268bam1 - 2 years ago
to many colored words: the color shouldn't of been changed every damn picture. It was hard to read on a couple of them. Poster is a loser for talking about break in a movie.
TrveIrrlicht - 2 years ago
Light yellow text on white ground: ...
madballa020 - 2 years ago
@TrveIrrlicht What he said: .
Kurren123 - 2 years ago
@TrveIrrlicht exactly: .
L33Tvampire - 2 years ago
@TrveIrrlicht im: cool now too. LOVE ME!!!
Monak - 2 years ago
what about: the mouse that goes into mating mode and mates up to 100 times in a hour and keeps going till its heart explodes
Mr_Tideman - 2 years ago
25% of women think money makes a man sexier: Try 99.9999%. Anybody who's been to college knows this.
Cyfre - 2 years ago
@Mr_Tideman College is different...: everyone is broke.
the_sane_one - 2 years ago
120 million sex acts a day?: Sounds about right. So, basically, I'm the only one doing it.
Farfar - 2 years ago
@the_sane_one ive heard about you: apparently you have an amazing right hand and skin like a turtle on your penix
levey24 - 2 years ago
@the_sane_one Farfar: that's is masturbating, not having sex therefore the context of your insult on 'the sane one' has no bearing
sailorboy2 - 2 years ago
@the_sane_one masturbating: is a form of sex... no need to get jealous of people who can do it
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