This is a transcript of How to Live Forever on Newsfeed...Are you wondering how to live forever!? I know I am! That’s why when I heard Dr. Oz was doing a show called ‘So You Want to Live Forever!’ I figured must watch TV. This is the secret known only to Jesus Christ and Walt Disney… oh yeah he’s alive. In Actually, he just estimated people’s life expectancy based off their genetics, life choices and age. It was kind of a let down and to be honest I’m a little pissed about it. I’m convinced there is only way to live forever: be Dr. Oz. Who I think is a robot. Just like Walt Disney.