Bikinis are hot, namely because all of the hot cleavage that they afford internet slobs like us. Micro bikinis are hotter, because they give us even more! Micro means more, in a strangely illogical way. And we’re ok with that. Also, hot girls with tattoos on or near the hips become somehow immediately sexier. What is that all about? Most of the time, the tattoo doesn’t even have to be that good; it just has to draw our attention to sway of a girl’s hips. In some unfortunate cases, hip tattoos can become forward-facing tramp stamps, though, so be warned.