Everyone knows that you shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth, but we often neglect the maxim that you shouldn't slap a horse on the ass(when it's not asking for it). Horses have rights too, and really what this horse video boils down to is blatant sexual harassment. It seems this fellow has forgotten himself in the moment and decided to do some bad touching. Very bad touching. Arbitration aside, the horse video shows the only other viable solution: a swift kick to the face. As the video goes on, we see the perpetrator of the ass-ault is left dazed and confused while our horse enjoys a little self-empowerment.