Hookers And Tiaras

I’m Josh Macuga with newsfeed. If in 10 years our world has completely ended and we’re living in a Stanley Kubrick movie picking up the pieces of a once great civilization the show Toddlers and Tiaras will be the moment when we as a people can look back and say that’s the show that sent us on the downward spiral into oblivion. On an upcoming episode a mother dresses her daughter in an exact replica costume of the street walking clothes that Julia Roberts wore in pretty woman… for those of you not familiar with the film Julia Roberts was a prostiture, a hooker, a call girl and all around slut. The girl in Toddlers and Tiaras is 3! Yes 3 years old. Her slutty mother, who is living out her failed dreams of becoming a beauty queen while dressing her daughter as a future Bunny Rancher should be proud that she can teach her daughter the importance of hard work and making money through the sex trade. I’m Josh Macuga and you’ve been fed.