Apparently, soccer schoolgirls are very impressionable. First, Elizabeth Lambert goes postal at the college level, then this high school fight. Pretty soon, AYSO girl's soccer is gonna look like mixed martial arts. They'll learn to dribble the ball, center it, and then perform a rear naked choke on their opponent. I can't write that while mentioning schoolgirls and not feel like a law is being broken. It just sounds a little dirty. But, still, women seem to be fighting more and more at school and in sports. They know how to hold a vicious grudge, years later, especially soccer players, for some reason. Never trust a girl who throws a punch at you after getting a red card.