Hi I'm Mike McAlister and this is Newsfeed. A very apt name for the show today because while eating at the Heart attack Grill in Las Vegas, a man has suffered a heart attack. And you thought Coronary disease couldn't be more funny! The restaurant offers meals ranging from 8,000 calories to certain death. Last year, the restaurant's 575 pound 29 year old spokesman died - leading some to believe the restaurant is haunted….. by an obese, disease-ridden Las Vegas clientele. "Beware… the mayo has gone sour, so if you wanna dip your fries now you gotta go directly for the grease vat….Sheila, give me a milkshake! I'd like to trade these 500 dollars in chips for as many calories as you can give me. " I'm Mike McAlister. Fire!"