Guys Are Always Willing To Help A Damsel In Distress, But Will They Help One With Hairy Pits? I mean, Europeans are used to a small amount of pit bush in their women, but this prankster looks like she got her armpits styled in the same place that Fabio gets his hair done. Is Fabio even still relevant anymore? He probably is in Europe. The man has beautiful hair...it can't be denied. Back to the task at hand: would you pick up this girl, or would her dual tangles turn you away?