Yo, Recording Academy. Cancel the clean up crew because Adele just swept the Grammys! Hearing her made me wanna get broken up with so just I could feel the pain that she has. "Never mind I found somebody like you..."
Best New Artist went to Bon Iver. This dude is new? Well, he is the first New Artist to dress like a seventh grade teacher.
The Foo Fighters swept the rock categories. In frontman Dave Grohl's acceptance speech, he stood up for real music on real instruments…And then was then played off stage by "Party Rock is in the house tonight."
I'm Eric Schwartz, and you've been fed.