Gadhafi :Lipstick Virgin Bodyguards

Posted by Staff on May. 16, 2011

Muammar Gaddafi, the Libyan dictator who looks like a beat-up Gene Simmons is reported to always have some lipstick-wearing, gun-carrying assassin women at his side. On his day off from suppressing Libyan citizens, Muammar established the Tripoli Women's Military Academy- a place where 100 handpicked women train in elite killing techniques, day and night, for three years. I feel a cheesy action movie in the works... Once they graduate, they get to wear designer sunglasses and heels while protecting the life of their leader...oh and did I mention their all virgins too? Of course their virgins who wants to date a woman who can break your neck? “Hey, do these pants make me look fat? Do they? Do they?”

Categories Politics

Tags libya, muammar gaddafi, libyan dictator, tripoli womens military, female soldier, female libyan soldier, elite training, women combat

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