Elizabeth Taylor Dead at 79

Posted by Break.com Staff on Mar. 29, 2011

In sad news today, Elizabeth Taylor has died. Her funeral procession will go through Hollywood and then make a stop at the local Sears perfume aisle where Grandmas everywhere will pour out a little White Diamonds for their homie. She died of congestive heart failure which is shocking because she was divorced 8 times and suffered from Tin Man disease. No heart…yknow, from Wizard of Oz. You saw it. Shut up.

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