Elisabetta Canalis Goes Nude

Actress Elisabetta Canalis is the latest person to get “fake” naked for the PETA anti-fur campaign. I say “fake naked” because I saw the pictures and I am not an idiot. I’m no genius but I am 100% accurate in being able to tell if someone is naked in a picture. Doesn’t PETA know that hot chicks aren’t the ones wearing furs anymore? Only old ladies do, and let’s be honest, even the poor dead animals would rather have Joan Rivers wrapped in their fur than naked. That’s just torture. I find this fake naked campaign way less entertaining than then old school days where PETA used to just throw paint all over people. Hey, maybe if we threw paint on Canalis she could actually be naked in the pictures. Problem solved and animals saved.