I have far more profile views than you. I am fairly popular around here so you should know that if you insult me or disagree with me you will become very unpopular on break.com. Okay?
you have got to be one huuuge nerd to take this website so seriously. who the hell cares how popular you are on here? you must really not have much going on in the real world, and i'm guessing the smell b.o. and chili cheese fritos in your mom's basement is getting pretty thick by this point. do yourself a favor and get out alittle more often.
Here comes another night of mind-numbing, old-man posting from Yankeedo aka dipidongking, balzee, fartablast, strunzo, and his five other sock puppet accounts.
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Be funny. Don't be mean. We may remove comments that cross the line.
"This train can get you from New York to LA in 45" If you weren't afraid for when the US puts Marshall Law in effect, you should be now.
Nonstop train to vegas?
Nonsense. That was me leaving a green light in my Hyundai!
WAAAAT
Now THAT'S what I call SALSA!
you sir are an idiot. if you "absorbed" 3x your mass in air you would be killed instantly
Dudes still in space I just got off the phone with him
If only cars were made like this.
hhhoooooooolllllllllllllyyyyyy sssssssshhhhhhhhiiiiittttttt
then what happened?
One hell of an ejection seat, he never came down.
wow this site is mass broken
worst and most unimaginative two comments ever \/
I think your comments were the most unimaginative comments ever in the world. I call FAIL
Look at that Batman idiot. Always showing off
Did it work?
Ejecto seato cuz
you shut up
shut up
Crapped myself
Wipe it Mildred, now!!!
I have far more profile views than you. I am fairly popular around here so you should know that if you insult me or disagree with me you will become very unpopular on break.com. Okay?
Just checked - you have 47 profile views. Can you help me pick my jaw back up, pls?
Right here
Where´s OhLawdy to break this man?
I'm sithy seben jears ol, I'll kick all ov yo azzes.
you have got to be one huuuge nerd to take this website so seriously. who the hell cares how popular you are on here? you must really not have much going on in the real world, and i'm guessing the smell b.o. and chili cheese fritos in your mom's basement is getting pretty thick by this point. do yourself a favor and get out alittle more often.
That was 11 seconds of my life I'll never get back for some stupid crap. Thanks break
Dipidongkings mother could take that thing between her legs like a champ, even if it caught fire afterwards, no problem.
Even a lame azz reatarded beast speaks in this friggen place!
If anybody wants to borrow my ereÑtion seat you know where to find me.
If it's over four hours long, you can fvkin keep it.
Here comes another night of mind-numbing, old-man posting from Yankeedo aka dipidongking, balzee, fartablast, strunzo, and his five other sock puppet accounts.
And don't forget your mom's blessings after I made her squeal like Miss piggy.
my rockets faster
Wow, how lucky can I be posting among these honorables and able to say all sorts of stuff? Amezing, just amezing.
Touch my pendage and tell me I don't hang!!
Time for old trolls like you to fade away and let the new generation take ahold of this cruddy video-site-internets.
z Im on heard you un dawged Tuffskin on off chere.
yah, cuz thats a train. no, if u havent figured it out, thats a simulator of a fighter jet.. trains dont have ejector seats.
i didnt think people were this stupid
oh you are right on
I always eject early.
 That's what she said while replying with a sad face.
if you rubbed out that easy one you would of lasted longer
Sir, can I take the liberty to call you a reject? Thanks in advance.
oh ya and FIRST BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doug, you piece of shiit, where have you been?
Fail. Stoogefrickser420 was fist.
reminds me of the first time i jerked my lil weenus with knee_strike