The cast of the newest season of Dancing with the Stars was leaked recently, and the biggest non shocker of all… None of them are actually stars. I think whoever is running casting for the show got it confused with their list of people auditioning for “The Biggest Loser.” Not the weight loss one, just a show about losers who want to be on TV learning how to tango.
Some of the names in the cast this year include, Kristin Cavalleri, Ricki Lake, David Arquette, Chaz Bono, Ron “Metta World Peace” Artest and Nancy Grace. It’s a bad sign for your show when the Spanish flamenco dancer has to google their star partner Ricki Lake and google asks, “Wait, is she still alive?”
In another rumor… One that I am starting, the finale of the show will feature a 1 on 1 dance battle between Nancy Grace and Casey Anthony. You’d all watch that