Dumb Soldier Fails At Grenade Throwing

His grenade would’ve been right on target if that stupid tree hadn’t been in his way. It’s hard to tell what he’s saying, but it probably has something to do with how far he was going to throw this grenade and save the day, protecting all of his comrades with his unbelievable technique and military precision. Then, with all of his family’s hopes and honor on the line, he bonks the grenade off the tree and ruins his chances at becoming a general forever.