Dude Just Likes to Balance Things

We can all only wish our attempts to follow our passions came with such uplifting and motivating music. Also, we all happen to wish that we were warlocks like this guy, because clearly he is balancing all of this stuff using the dark arts. Some evil and unknowable magic allows him to manipulate matter and space in ways that men were not supposed to be able to control in this universe. Away with you, evil balancing wizard! I know your game!