The most groundbreaking collaboration of Grammy night was Lil Wayne, Chris Brown, David Guetta, The Foo Fighters and…who's this guy with the ears?
His name is deadmau5, real name Joel Thomas Zimmerman. A Jew! He makes me want to bust out my blue and white glow sticks like: "Oy!"
On behalf of all Jews, I'd like to thank you for defeating that ugly stereotype of big noses…and making a new one about big ears. You could fit a theme park under that helmet!
And as for his music…I don't know what he did, but he pressed play awesome!
I'm Eric Schwartz, and you've been fed.