Cosmopolitan Las Vegas

This is a transcript of Cosmopolitan Las Vegas on Newsfeed…The Cosmopolitan Las Vegas, is the strips hottest new spot and aptly named after the cocktail made famous by those old ladies on Sex and the City, has just opened their own pool district. The pool district, not to be confused with the hot tub district or bathroom district, boasts 3 different pool ‘experiences’. A pool for douchebag guido DJ’s spinning their best fist pumping iTunes playlists, a pool for the people who couldn’t get into that pool and a 3rd pool for people who just want to go to a pool. In other words, the pool district is the newest Vegas experience that I will never go to.