Ella-Lasater-881 5pts Lol he is tryin sooo hard yet he still can't reach ......... But his tiny little high pitched squeak is adorable :)
nkscouting 5pts I work for PETA, and we're going to put this turtle on the cover of Sports Illustrated once we find it a new home and a job at Rack Room Shoes! DeadeyeAlderman 5pts Sports Illustrated? Swimsuit issue ? lol
LaCocaColaMan 5pts  i like how the shoe tries to run away at 1:00 from the immense pounding the turtle is giving it. POUND away my brother. i got a date with a shoe.
slave00 5pts I just saw turtle d!ck, I can now leave the internet and go outside, thank you, and goodnight.
slave00 User 5pts I just saw turtle d!ck, I can now leave the internet and go outside, thank you, and goodnight.
ladiiextipsy 5pts  lol aint that cute Abu-Mohammed-Rabia-471 5pts i want to see sexy film if you can send me in my email vfdui1@yahoo.com swichv64 5pts you should finish him off
Marxus 5pts Is he using his tail as penis ? Knightlight 5pts Wow, that's a well hung tortoise. dubus 5pts Mmmm, no!
whoot 5pts SO.. thats the sound a turtle makes! now I finally got the awnser.. Hud1 5pts and your mamma goes uuuhhhhhh whoot 5pts The train goes choo choo and the turtle goes "EHH"
justplaineasy17 5pts kinda disturbing that someone would actually record that... pretty funny tho, he just keeps trying and trying lol. a side note, could've done without the close up of his equipment lol Bikerdawg 5pts Does it make you feel inferior? jk....
hawndawg 5pts At least he had the sense to do it with a rubber!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cacamalu 5pts wow good one
USABlameNeoCons 5pts That's like when working class people vote Republican. It's just sick, sad, and totally non-productive
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Ikr it's adorable lol
Eww ur hella nasty u wanna hump a turtle or some shit?
Lol he is tryin sooo hard yet he still can't reach ......... But his tiny little high pitched squeak is adorable :)
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Lol do turtles even have a penis?
omg im pissing out laughing LMFAO
splinter's going to be very disappointed when he sees this lmfao
splinter's going to be very disappointed when he sees this lmfao
LMFAO THIS IS HANDS DOWN FUNNIEST BREAK VID EVER LMFAO
LMFAO THIS IS HANDS DOWN FUNNIEST BREAK VID EVER LMFAO
no man its a nice video
dhf
Sports Illustrated? Swimsuit issue ? lol
I work for PETA, and we're going to put this turtle on the cover of Sports Illustrated once we find it a new home and a job at Rack Room Shoes!
Sports Illustrated? Swimsuit issue ? lol
 i like how the shoe tries to run away at 1:00 from the immense pounding the turtle is giving it. POUND away my brother. i got a date with a shoe.
I just saw turtle d!ck, I can now leave the internet and go outside, thank you, and goodnight.
I just saw turtle d!ck, I can now leave the internet and go outside, thank you, and goodnight.
i hate liberals
me too
 wtf wheres the money shot?
 Poor little guy. They need to get him a lady turtle
Wow, that's a well hung tortoise.
 lol aint that cute
i want to see sexy film if you can send me in my email vfdui1@yahoo.com
you should finish him off
Gotta get him some Robitussin for that wheeze!
At least buy the little b@stard a blow up boot. LOL
At least buy the little b@stard a blow up boot. LOL
Is he using his tail as penis ?
Wow, that's a well hung tortoise.
Mmmm, no!
LOL ZOMBIE KID TURTLES IZWATCHTHISEVRYDEY!
 i am disturbed by how turn on i am by this
SO.. thats the sound a turtle makes! now I finally got the awnser..
and your mamma goes uuuhhhhhh
The train goes choo choo and the turtle goes "EHH"
 Confused? Maybe he just has a boot fetish.
kinda disturbing that someone would actually record that... pretty funny tho, he just keeps trying and trying lol. a side note, could've done without the close up of his equipment lol
Does it make you feel inferior? jk....
I LIKE TURTLES!
This is cruel, but hilarious!
At least he had the sense to do it with a rubber!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow good one
 did he died?
Sorry but unfortunately he deaded.
That's like when working class people vote Republican. It's just sick, sad, and totally non-productive
did any one else get a boner from this?