Come at Me, Turtle! Come at – ah Crap. Posted by mr_majestic on Nov. 06, 2012 51,688 40 271 Next videos
Tobias-Kp-708 5pts He thought: I just had seeeeeeeex and it felt sooo goood :D just like in the song with akon xD
pixiesprimecut 5pts me shell (michelle)...see what i did ? Hoofster 5pts Embarrass yourself? Yeah, we did
Mouldypants 5pts Aldabra tortoise world second largest species, weigh about the same as an average male american
tigerscar 5pts aww poor turtle, when i heard the thunk i was like ouch, that bitch is upside down! BP711 5pts Is that really what you were like? Cool story, bro!!!
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Hahaha. I know the outcome. Dude face plants and dog still misses.
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That tortoise is going to die.
was that Sara Jessica Parker gettin railed by a turtle
MAYDAY, MAY--DAY, IM GOING DOWNOOOOOOOOOooooo....!!!
u no that turtle is gonna die right?
Extreme Planking! 0:17
I like tortoises
Those are tortoises, breaktards.
That's what happened to Mittens
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He thought: I just had seeeeeeeex and it felt sooo goood :D just like in the song with akon xD
Four more years. -Bo
u make me wet, fu
that other turtle must give amazing head
Now he has a concussion and is on Injured Reserve for the rest of the season.
Weirdest happy ending ever.
it died
me shell (michelle)...see what i did ?
Embarrass yourself? Yeah, we did
Darn useless turtles.. good for nutthin vegitable muchin basterds.
such a dramatic fall !!
Looks like me last Saturday
he was gettin some head
slow mo?
Aldabra tortoise world second largest species, weigh about the same as an average male american
It died
they even fall slow
Superman on That hoe!!
The flipped tortoise represents America if obamas gets re-elected.
a pretty daring escape plan if you ask me
rape is bad
aww poor turtle, when i heard the thunk i was like ouch, that bitch is upside down!
Is that really what you were like? Cool story, bro!!!
I do the same thing after sex with my wife!
me too
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did it died?
Obama with Larry sinclair... google it