Cigarette Warning Labels on Newsfeed - Cigarette companies are taking it up a notch and putting pictures on warning labels of cigarette packs. That’s a great idea… I always thought Joe Camel with cancer would be apropos. But apparently it won’t be cartoon pictures (shucks), but rather pictures of actual lungs, throats, and hearts damaged by cigarettes. President Obama, whose been known to take a smoke break or two, signed a bill that I’m calling The Cigarette Pack Attack Campaign. I think that’s a really cool name… now all the surgeon general has to do is make smoking way less cool. It would also be a good idea to stop hot girls from smoking, because that makes me want to smoke so I can talk to them. I’ll risk cancer for sex and so should you. Cigarettes: deadly, but oh so cool.