Cheating Wife Questions on Newsfeed - If you wake up in the morning and look at your son and think, he kind of looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger, it’s more than likely your wife is cheating. Some questions you may need to ask your cheating wife are: Where have you been for the last two days? Who is Landon and why does he keep calling your cell phone? Why do you smell like a bottle of Drakkar Noir? Here’s the thing, you probably should have never married a woman whose nickname in college was Slutty McBangs-a-lot. If you’re too much of a coward to confront your cheating wife just do what I would do and dress up like a stranger and try to seduce your wife. Pull the old switcheroo. It works I promise.