Bronx Zoo Cobra Escapes

A King Cobra has escaped from the Bronx Zoo and signed up for Twitter! @bronxzooscobra has over 140,000 followers and is the newest celebrity sensation in New York. He’s so popular he’s been counseling Trump on his presidential campaign, has his own handbag line owned by the Kardashian sisters and has been romantically linked to the Olsen twins. Zoo officials have brought in an out of work Lord Voldemort to wrangle in the newest member of Slytherin house. For all you non-harry potter geeks Lord Voldemort can speak snake. It’s called Parsel tongue… it’s really cool.