Brett Favre Sexting

Here’s a transcript of Brett Favre Sexting on Newsfeed - Let’s say you’re looking to woo a lady like Jenn Sterger and you don’t know what to do. Let’s take a page out of the Brett Favre playbook and show you how. Step 1: initiate contact via a 3rd party. Preferably someone underpaid who you can payoff with a small amount of money. Step 2: Leave voicemails arranging for shady late night bang sessions in high end hotels. Step 3: when all else fails go for texting pictures of your wang, but make sure to hold it in your hands to give a basis for size. When the press gets wind of it, she’ll be famous, you’ll be infamous and everyone will know what little Brett looks like.